snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

#WhatDatMoufDoBesidesComplain

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

madeupmonkeyshit:

when you send risky text messages

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queencityconfidential:

yungtoothpic:

90sdefect:

hemies:

90sdefect:

Y’all gon stop treating my selfies like they’re fucking step children…

Y’all gon stop treating my selfies like the first slice

Y’all gon stop treating my selfies like white crayons

Y’all gone stop treating my selfies like a side bitch.

Y’all gon stop treating my selfies like the TV guide channel